Happy Birthday!

Thanks for the fave on "Spirit Day Love Is Love"!

Instead of just saying thanks for faving "Portrait of a Witch 2012" [link] I decided to really give you something useful to express my a recipe for a poison apple.

The ingredients you will need are as follows:

1 cup of
2 roadkill medium size
1 cup of
1 bowl of very hot
1 well used
1 can od
1 can of garden variety

1 Poke pins in the apple all over first.
2 Spray rood kill frogs with Raid generously and fry in an open skillet
3 Place apple in bowl and baste the apple with the juices from the frying pan
Note: May want to wear a gas or halloween during this operation as the fumes can be quite toxic.
4 Place diced garlic in bowl and let it set over night
5 Remove apple from bowl and place in shoe bake at 200 degrees for about 10 minutes
6 Place apple back in the SAME bowl (don't wash it!!!!) and dice spam over the apple adding milk and salsa let stand for 10 hours at room temperature
7 Remove the apple and make it shiny
Chant "Gotcha Sucker" as you shine the apple and serve with a copy of the daily

Important!!!! Make sure your not already on the front page as a wanted criminal. Optionally serve with a copy of Sports Illustrated.

Thanks for faving my ghost image [link] she gave me a thank you note to give to you and here its is


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I hope you can read it it as it fades in and out but just in case you can't read it she loves walks on the beach, heart to heart talks around a fire. White hair, blue eyes, measurements 36/24/36.
Her greatest turn off is people who use Ouija boards for their own selfish gain. She is looking for a really sweet guy who doesn't mind her transparency if interested or if you know somebody who is interested please give her a jingle.

Don't be of he won't be back until Jeepers Creepers 3 is released so thanks for your support. [link]